The miracle of life.

Here is a lil story for ya, with illustrations of course.

 How do you make beautiful, healthy blue eggs?

 Buy yourself a LaserPenis5000 of course!

 Use it to cross pollinate squiggles, allowing them to turn into blue eggs. FERTILITY! 

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Also, I am making  a real website! I hope this post makes you want to visit it.